I put stem cells on my face and I care about the rock and roll hall of fame now

plus some events I did and did not go to

What’s up party people jk imagine if I started sentences like that (actually I guess you could imagine, and you know what maybe I WILL, it feels like it’s time to bring back “party people” and also using the word “Swayze” as in “guys I’m Swayze” to mean “I’m out,” harkening back to becoming a specter a la Patrick in the film Ghost). Last night I went to one of me and David Lynch’s favorite restaurants, Bob’s Big Boy in Toluca Lake, for a Miaou x Adidas event hosted by Gabriette and Devon Lee Carlson. Every person there was an extremely hot and stylish 24 year old that I vaguely recognized from social media. It was a great party (started at 7pm, ample seating, free food) and they tricked out Bob’s with Miaou x Adidas logos on the cups, on the windows, even burned into the burger buns (you already know I had a burger and also fries). They even tricked Bob himself out (see below). Was I the third oldest person there? Maybe but who is counting.

The collection is super cute. I particularly love the yellow handbag (Alexia is holding it in the photo). After that there was a Khaite party across town at Dan Tana’s which I was not invited to per se but I was invited to crash with my friend who was deejaying (walking in behind him, carrying his flash drive/headphones I guess) however he did not go on until 11pm so I have no idea how that turned out but I’m sure it was fab.

What else? I have a skincare update (what is the organizing principle of this newsletter? We will never know):